Tight-arse Tuesday

It was a day of tight-arse clients. Not in the good way, where you can stick a buttplug in their arse to stretch them out. I mean not willing to pay the correct price for the service they’ve requested. We had two at once today, though they were of a slightly different breed of tight-arse.

The first client was what we call a ‘brothel-crawler’. There is nothing wrong with brothels it’s just that we get guys coming in for straight sex when we cater more to fetishes and B&D. They just end up wasting our time. So this client had called earlier asking how much a session would be. We gave him a rough price ($440) for the session he wanted and told him to come in. He arrives and tells the receptionist he only has $200 on him and has the rest of the money in the car. This is a red alert indicating a wanker that won’t stay. He already has an ‘out’ to leave and not come back. Now on the phone he said he wanted a sub in latex with full service, that’s what we quoted for. Then when he talks to the ladies he started to add all these other things (which of course increases the price). In the end he ‘went back to his car to get more money’. Of course he didn’t come back. He did though ring back about 30 minutes later asking if the sub could do a shorter session for $300. He obviously only had $300 to start with. This type of time waster boils the blood. For one, he already was quoted $440 over the phone. Did he think that we would just say ok, we’ll give you the discount (almost 30%) just because we really need your business? I think that was his ploy with only bringing in $200. ‘Yes we are so desperate for your money we will do it for whatever you have on you at the time’. Get real.

The next client was this old codger who wanted a Domme and a sub. This obviously is going to be fairly pricey. He met a few of the ladies and discussed his request. When I met him he mentioned that the length of the session would depend on how much it would cost, an indicator that he had a budget. He then proceeded to tell me how he’s a farmer in hard times. He just sold some cattle and when he got the cheque back the amount was less than what he bought them for 18months ago. I almost felt like he wanted me to give him a discount because he was ‘doing it tough’. Then the best part is he looks at me very seriously and says, “You’ve heard of the Global Economic Crisis haven’t you?” I just smiled and nodded. What I felt like saying was, “No, I’m flat on my back all the time and don’t get a chance to watch the news”.
So, once he had chosen the ladies he wanted, one of which was me, we gave him a price of $550 for 45mins, which was very reasonable. Receptionist comes back in saying he only has $440, so we said ok we’ll do 30mins for that price. It was a very easy session, but to make things difficult he kept trying to push for more even though we had already catered to his budget. He was trying to grope the sub’s pussy, wanted her naked, wanted to touch her tits and even for her to kiss his cock. None of this was negotiated prior and all of it would certainly have costed him more. Lucky I was in charge, I just ‘NO’ and whipped his cock some more.

Fucking Tight-arse Tuesday.

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